#April Brookes

This is April Brookes. She is a no-holds-barred type of girl. I hate the expression, but this young woman loves to let her freak flag fly. Our visit to the mall was playful, but some might consider it sinister. These people are fascists. They should be feared and avoided at all costs. Like the Butthole …

Some asshole said that the key to becoming a champion is being smart enough to know how to win, yet not smart enough to know that winning doesn’t really matter. Keep your cool, man. Even when the outlook is bleak, even when a situation has gone from tragic to humorous, then back to tragic, realize …

I had some extra shots of April Brookes from her first update. Somehow I missed those. Hey, I’m a child of divorce. If I didn’t have a child of my own, I’d be making my way down to Houston or Florida. I would rent a small paddle boat. I’d pack my guitar, a shitload of …