Part two, as promised. Carrie offers so many thrills in her own unique way. SUBSCRIBE to view the full photos in this gallery.
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Carrie Barber Choose Your Meat
This is the first part of my finale with Carrie Barber. Carrie either still remains brainwashed by the mask mandates from during the pandemic, or these photos have been patiently awaiting publication. Pick your fantasy. As you can see, it was a hot day in Texas and Carrie’s adventurous spirit was in full effect. See …
Carrie Barber Goes Ooops
Some people, like Carrie Barber, enjoy cracking open a bottle of wine and playing video games at home, even on a relatively pleasant afternoon. I used to work in the gaming industry so I know that most of this entertainment is created by devil-worshipping sadists. Which is perfectly fine, just not my bag. I prefer …
Quarantined Contestant 19
Contestant 19 just needed a reason to do some modeling of this sort. She comes from Seattle and says that the quarantine dried up her regular modeling work right away. Talk about a huge bum–er. You are missing out on a true beauty if you are not a subscriber. SUBSCRIBE to view the full photos …
Carrie Barber Run The Jewels
I hope you’re having a lovely week and that you have not inhaled tear gas recently. I hear it can be unpleasant. It took a couple of tries, but Carrie Barber managed to record a smoking hot dance video for us with the rear camera of her phone. What a challenge! And she did it …
Carrie Barber Goodnight 2020
Her remote performances were so great earlier this year that I just had to fly in Carrie Barber for a firsthand adventure. She arrived at night and was running on E, so we grabbed some In-N-Out before Carrie got nekkid with sparklers. The new year may not bring immediate joy, but there are many lessons …
Carrie Barber The Covid Nineteen
Carrie Barber and I visited Barton Springs in the peak of chigger season. I hate chiggers. They are so rude. First off, they are nearly impossible to see with the naked eye. They sneak onto their host and head straight for any warm spots, like the belt line or crotch. People don’t usually notice these …
Carrie Barber Lots To Lift
Oh, spare me. You think we are going to war with Russia? Yeah ok, that is totally what the world needs right now. Maybe we should all go back to chucking spears. Have we not evolved at all? What the fuck will killing a bunch of poor people do? People need to get laid more. …