#Kerin Metzger

As promised, here is a video of Kerin Metzger. I wish her luck and hope she returns to us safely after her adventures as a Christian missionary in Central America. A woman like her is on a very short list of reasons for me to ever crack open a Bible. SUBSCRIBE to view the full …

Kerin Metzger is a woman you would never expect has a kink side the size of Texas. You might meet her working the register at Office Depot and think to yourself, “What a cute nerd, I bet she has no idea how sexy she could be”. Upon checkout, you might spring up a meaningless conversation …

You might not be able to buy a yacht, or bribe your way out of a DUI, or have your enemies accidentally suicided, but you can probably afford a Might Fine burger, and that is almost just as good. So when you need to feed a hungry young woman, do not cheap out and go …

For a while there, I didn’t think I would ever get the chance to photograph Kerin Metzger again. She said she had gone back to the church life, or Jesus, or what not. But I guess, everything is cyclical. One day, you might want to go to confession and plead for forgiveness. Then the next …

I am finally on the mend from COVID. I bet I transmitted it last week from that goddamn senior citizen who delivered my food without a mask. Or maybe it was from one of the rotten children who play care-fee at the park where I perform my Tai Chi. Sure, I always wear double N95’s …