Welcome Lana Rhoades to Zishy. A couple months ago, she decided to drop her boyfriend in Chicago and make a name for herself in the LA porn world. Lana has stunning eyes and the sexual appetite of a bonobo. Let’s not blame Jon. I bet this woman would be too much for any one person …
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Lana Rhoades Pets a Dog
Before I took Lana Rhoades to the beach, I brought her to Downtown Santa Monica. One person told us that we couldn’t photograph in front of their store or show their company logo. Another person asked us to not shoot on the sidewalk in front of their church. Yet another person asked if I wanted …
Lana Rhoades Gets Party Favors
Happy 4-20! Lana Rhoades recently won some newcomer porn award. Needless to say, I am not surprised. I don’t watch hardcore content. I have no idea how she ‘performs’, but based on her looks and energy, I predicted Lana’s stardom. Here, we visit a Mexican eatery, a Japanese market, and a party supplies store. Ms. …
Lana Rhoades Before Modern Era I
This is Lana Rhoades before her recent ‘enhancements’. Thanks to modern science, she now has a much larger bubble goose and increased sweater size. I say do what you want. I say whatever floats your boat. I say there will be haters no matter what you do. But gosh, she was very damn impressive straight …
Lana Rhoades Before Modern Era II
Whether or not Lana Rhoades set out to become a renowned porn star is unimportant. What is noteworthy is how quickly it happened. Her looks and sexuality are undeniable, so the industry was quick to eat them up. Many of you might say that Zishy is porn, but I always thought that porn required sex. …