#Lanie Morgan

One of these days, I am going to become a highly sought-after commercial photographer. Brands will hire me to shoot their campaigns. I will get to pander to others’ creative visions, OR maybe I will find clever ways to pimp out unnecessary products to people I don’t relate to. Either way, it is guaranteed there …

Here is a bonus collection of photos that remained after my grocery store adventure with Lanie Morgan. She will return eventually, but I could no longer allow these to go unseen. I receive several requests to bring back girls like Lanie. Natural curves like hers are rare and can be quite hypnotizing–even to folks who …

Visited a ‘private’ park in Calabasas with Lanie Morgan. If you haven’t noticed yet, Lanie is fearless and is ready to break rules and hearts alike. It’s funny how much fucked up shit you can say concerning real issues and still be able to win mass support for Presidency of the United States of America. …

A little less family-friendly than your typical Zishy, but some guy told me that sex is part of life. Plus, for me, Lanie Morgan can do no harm. If you hate it, rate it and comment accordingly. I don’t always respond, but your voice gets heard. SUBSCRIBE to view the full photos in this gallery.