#Lina Telemann

Our tall, blonde ambassador in Los Angeles makes her return. Lina Telemann sees merit to both sides’ claims in the conflict. Each party has blood on their hands. The past is ugly from any angle you look at it. What we need to focus on is the future. Is their a version of peace that …

Venice Beach is a place that I have been visiting since I was a child. We used to drive up from Texas, back when it was legal, I assume, to let your children bump around in the back of a flatbed truck without wearing a seatbelt. We came for the colorful graffiti, the smell of …

If Lina Telemann was competing in the New York Marathon, she would qualify for the Athena division which is reserved for large women runners. She stands over 6-feet tall and weighs more than your humble narrator. She is also impressively flexible, sports long lustrous blonde hair and crystal blue eyes. Although Lina is not interested …