#Maddie Crump

Part two of Maddie Crump’s finale has arrived. This SoCal beauty sleeps with a kitchen knife next to her, so no funny ideas, fellas. Maddie’s botched spray tan, fried hair, and mouthful of orthodontics might also dissuade some, but I doubt most. I will add an xtra of her soon. Sleep tight. SUBSCRIBE to view …

I remember this morning with Maddie Crump like it was yesterday and that sucks. I wish it was today. But the good news is that there is a part two on its way. Hopefully this Maddie helps get you into the patriotic spirit this Fourth with her all-American beauty. She is a SoCal native. Stay …

This is Maddie Crump. She is a tall blonde beauty from Southern California. Five feet ten inches, or 178cm, of radioactive dynamite. I don’t know what that means, but it kinda sounds cool. We walked into one of the busiest Whole Foods in the country to grab a bite and some adventure. Maddie’s Metallica crop …

Here is another beauty in high demand. Maddie Crump makes her triumphant return. I shot her in sweet ol’ LA. Sometimes I miss that place, but then I think of the traffic, the rent, the homeless, the taxes, the fires, the lack of good barbecue, and well, then I remember I can always visit. So …

Here’s a little bonus Maddie Crump for you. I thought I had some video from this day to share with you, but I seem to have been mistaken. Don’t fret, I’ll be back sometime this weekend with more Zish. Smooches. SUBSCRIBE to view the full photos in this gallery.

Damn, Zach. It is hella cool that you made this job for yourself. I go to work everyday, dreading existence. I have begun a gradual process of poisoning myself. As part of my daily routine, I take a dropper of hydrochloric acid and give my coffee a generous squirt. I started out only adding a …