#Ophelia Palantine

Happy Mother’s Day, guys. Here is my finale with Ophelia Palentine. In many ways, she is a dream come true. I hope she is doing swell. I hope she is making progress on the social justice frontlines. I hope that the good guys win. I hope we all one day live under a BLM black …

This is an excellent summer afternoon to remember. Ophelia and I were craving heavy Mexican food along with an ice cold adult beverage. Lupe Tortilla was there to provide. We opted to dine outside for more privacy, but that was short lived and Ophelia didn’t care. I asked her if she found sweat disgusting, and …

I picked up Ophelia Palantine and she immediately began feening for her Starbucks fix. How anyone could say no to a woman wearing a top like this is beyond me. After loading up on vitamin caffeine, we decided to check out the Renaissance Hotel. It took about 5 minutes before we got kicked out of …

This adventure with Ophelia Palantine needed a part two. We were about to leave the Renaissance Hotel just as we discovered the empty banquet room. Alright, lets see what we can do with this. Ophelia was the perfect partner in crime. She was fearless. I hope the next time you find yourself in a venue …

I finally rewatched ‘Avatar’. The first time didn’t count since I was wearing 3D glasses and snorting adrenachrome. As much as I enjoy the movie’s visual effects, I still can not get completely behind the story. Life on Earth has never resembled the one on Pandora. Nature is a cruel bitch that wants to kill …

Ever since I was a teenager, I have been jumping fences and sneaking into pools that I technically should have no access to. If that makes me a criminal, then I will remain one until I can no longer scale fences with ease. There’s something extra refreshing and enjoyable about someone else’s well-kept pool. This …

Back to that time when I brought the pale wonder, Ophelia Palantine, from Oregon to sunny Central Texas. She ended up blocking me on social media because I poked fun at the whole BLM madness of 2020. Apparently, not being racist isn’t good enough for the woke crowd. You had to post your black square …