#Paisley Osiris

When I lived in Los Angeles, I would get a seasonal itch to visit the bejeweled butt hole of the Mojave desert, Las Vegas. It is not about gambling, nor prostitutes, nor drinking alcohol until sunrise. I partake in none of that. It is a combination of heat, lights, color, fabricated comfort, and scraping the …

Paisely Osiris turned me onto the veggie burgers at Johnny Rockets. They’re fabulous. They taste even better if you make it a double with a beef patty over it. You’re welcome. Paisley is a piliferous vegetarian that won’t be limited by a conservative mindset. I know Vegas is mostly awful, but every now and then, …

Gosh, I hate Vegas. It is such a vapid shit-hole. I still can’t wait to get back there. Kinda like social media. SUBSCRIBE to view the full photos in this gallery.

When I was a young buck, I used to have a respectable p0rn collection on my hard drive. One of my favorite videos was of a performer that went by the name Paisley Adams. In this video, she asked to get spanked harder and harder as her male counterpart obliged. Eventually, the pain got to …