#Paula Swenson

Paula Swenson can sing, act, look fabulous on the catwalk, and best of all, she can Zishy. Iowa, you’ve outdone yourself. Paula’s long legs and striking facial features will be hard to top. I placed her first gallery in reverse chronological order because it just made sense. Thank you for making this possible. SUBSCRIBE to …

Good morning, you savages. I photographed Paula at the Palihouse in Santa Monica. It is a boutique hotel with a chic vintage motif. It can be pricey, but with Paula, I was going to pull out all the stops. The place fits perfectly with her soulful demeanor. A woman with serious good looks and a …

Here is the second part to Paula Swenson’s gallery. This woman is incredible and raises the bar for my site. She could be a fashion model, or an actress, or a damn singer. We are lucky, friends. Action Bronson’s “Actin Crazy” is the song in the bonus video. SUBSCRIBE to view the full photos in …

Paula Swenson is back and this time we took our show to the streets of Santa Monica. Paula was starving so we grabbed a couple of pies at 800 Degrees. Then I wanted to validate my claim that Brookstone sells vibrators. Paula did not believe me. Oh wait, that’s a targeted personal massage device. My …

Paula Swenson takes a warm shower in this update. Is it just me or have horror films lost their effect? Stories of monsters and evil spirits have been replaced by documentaries about factory farming, politics and global climate change. If you really want to terrify your children, make them watch the news. Just kidding, everything …