#Presley Callen

I am not the biggest fan of getting your exercise in a gym, but in a pinch, you do what you have to do. If I ran a gym, I would offer girls like Presley Callen free annual memberships. My gym would ooze beauty from all of its cracks. Presley is from the Bay Area …

Presley Callen continues to inspire fitness in the second half of her Zishy debut. Part of the fun with this project is watching women shed their inhibitions right before my eyes. There is freedom in the realization that the rules of propriety are arbitrary and products of cultural hypnosis. Maybe I will finally attend Burning …

I am not a person that advocates any drug for anyone. I only want people to be able to consume the drugs that they enjoy without the fear of being thrown into a cage. If you think caffeine, sugar, or alcohol are not drugs, then the propaganda works. If you think it would be absurd …

Chael Sonnen says that being a professional team sports fan is like being a fan of laundry. Because there is no loyalty among the athletes. They go wherever the biggest paycheck takes them. So why would you want to wear another grown man’s uniform on your back? You should be the hero of your own …

A short but tasty update from a future hall-of-famer, Presley Callen. I hate knowing that some of you are addicted to these drugs. Take it from me, a lifelong junkie to this sort of thing, there is hope. Set limits to your screen time. Test your willpower and only violate yourself once a week. These …

Let us take a moment of silence for those who will suffer due to the irresponsible acts caused by this update. Presley Callen can put some viewers in a manic or intoxicated state. And we mustn’t forget the increased probability of cardiac incidents. Unfortunately, Zishy does not come with a warning label, and if it …