#Uma Jolie

Uma Jolie gave zero fux on this day. I quickly followed suit. And please do not stress, Uma will make future appearances on Zishy. As a boy, I had a love/hate relationship with Toys “R” Us. It was the best place to view all the toys that my parents weren’t going to be suckered into …

This was a peaceful afternoon with Uma Jolie. The weather was warm and comfortable, posing no issue for a maxi dress with nothing underneath, well except for a beautiful girl. Just before leaving her place, Uma introduced me to her new pup, Rexy. Uma’s dark skin and light eyes make for a striking gaze. I …

Uma Jolie can rap. I asked her if she could demonstrate in a video clip. She obliged with “Man of the Year” by Logic. We only did one take and there was no rehearsal. The results are not perfect, but what Uma did took guts, and that is perfect enough for me. These were taken …

Uma Jolie has a messy room, but who am I to judge? My room is always, at best, in a state of semi-disorder. I blame my cat. That bastard does not pitch in. In fact, he gets pissed whenever I run the vacuum. Talk about being counter-productive. Anyways, Uma and I searched through her chaos …