#Zoey Luna

Every time that I meet up with Zoey Luna she has some interesting wardrobe item. One time it was these boots, which she explained were really expensive. Whatevers. Retail is for suckers. Then there was the time with this hat. “That hat looks so good, you don’t need to wear anything else.” With Zoey, sometimes …

Hey, guys! Today I want to announce my re-retirement from photography. I just discovered the effectiveness of AI for creating art, so I will be relying on that moving forward. You might think I actually traveled to and photographed the beautiful Zoey Luna, but no, you would be dead wrong. I simply asked HAL 9000 …

To whoever runs this web site. You are a horrible person. You take all these addictive photos of beautiful women and do not care about the repercussions. Soon after I was forced to work from home, I found Zishy and was immediately obsessed. I have created a mirror of the site on my hard drive. …

Early this year, I photographed Zoey Luna in Vegas. We went to the Wynn and risked it all for these photos. You bastards better appreciate it. There were probably surveillance cameras on us the whole time, but somehow we escaped any run-ins with security. Send love Zoey’s way on Twitter or Instagram. She is a …

Just like that silly ol’ lab virus likes to travel, so do I. Here I am, back in the USA, admiring the beauty of this Australian-born misfit, Zoey Luna. We ran out of acid, so we dropped some Ivermectin right before this little adventure and let me tell you, that shit is legit. It transformed …

Sorry to break your hearts, strong guys, but I got a man now. He is in immaculate shape. He can squat 350. He shaves all of his body hair on a nightly basis. He can do a full split with minimal effort and he hasn’t eaten a carb since early 2019. Best of all, my …