Before you all lynch mob me for not having nudity on this one, let me just say that I have my reasons. For one, I believe in One China and that the people’s republic will soon have its unity. Secondly, don’t forget that someone out there risked their hide taking these photos of a pretty girl who calls herself “Banana”. Do you know what they’d do to you if the government caught you making ‘porn’ in their country? They’d probably have John Senna or Lebron James take big ol’ dumps on your face. No, thanks. Support China, buy Apple. Bonus video tomorrow.
