Hey gang. We have some positive news from the warfront. Since Russian forces have backed off Kiev, its remaining civilians are starting to slowly put their lives back together. I just received a message today from Max, the contributor who shot Bianca Bell, shown here before the invasion. Max asked if I was ready to contract him for more work from Ukraine. Yes, sir. The world is always eager to swoon over women like Bianca. I’m also offering 2 BTC to anyone who can produce me a video of Putin getting bukkake’d. Glad you are safe, Max.
