Hey. Valetine’s is tomorrow. I hope you treat your partner to something nice, like maybe those new shoes you’ve had your eye on for a while. Your happiness means the world to her. So give her the present of your joy. Do not ask her where she wants to go out to eat. Such a gesture will never be respected. They think of it as weakness. Choose your favorite spot and take her there. Valentine’s Day doesn’t mean anything, anyways. It’s all nonsense. -Bill Maher
