I had to curb my enthusiasm when Giselle Locke showed me her old cheer squad outfit that she still kept in her closet. I was never a jock in school, but those cheerleaders sure made every guy want to become one. Have the prettiest, most energetic girls cheer the team on as they try to defeat their foes. Whoever came up with the idea is a human genius. You have no idea how often I feel like Lester Burnham from that hypnotic scene in American Beauty, which is one of my all-time favorite films.
