When I watch this footage of Ileana Burgos, a scenario plays out in my head. I imagine that Vicky, our contributor, photographed Ileana at her criminal kingpin boyfriend’s plush apartment. During the process, they did lines and devolved into sex-hungry animals, mostly inspired by Ileana’s wicked nude figure. After her shower, one thing led to another and the group decided to move the party to the bedroom, where an intense threesome would last over two and a half hours. Sergio’s sheets were ruined. Much of the activity was filmed, but sadly, not delivered to your humble narrator. In truth, probably nothing of the sort took place and they all just got froyo together after a tiring, but innocent day. Yeh. We aren’t missing anything. Right? Right.
