Nadia Serbinenko wanted to show me just how different her two sets of black underwear were. Ahh, I understand now. One is for those dates when you are wearing long fingernails and don’t want to accidentally scratch your sensitive skin when you pull down the waistband to use the restroom. Very crafty, Nadia. Zishy is proud to announce two new sponsors, Pfizer and JPMorgan Chase. These guys get a bad wrap, but that is all misinformation. Corporations are just groups of people. And people ultimately want to help each other. What we need most right now is stronger faith in our large institutions. Everything is under control. Everyone is playing by the same rules. Greed is fake. Goodnight.
