Hi, this is God, you poor bastards. Although I am extremely impressed with those on the front lines of this great battle, the rest of you seem to be missing the point. The corona challenge is meant to bring everyone together, to look past trivial differences, and to put things into perspective. First off, don’t lose your shit. Those of you that will perish are in for a much smoother and upgraded simulation. The real tragedy will be if the survivors, and believe me, there will be plenty of you, get past my little germ and learn nothing from the ordeal. Stop taking everything for granted. Turn off the screens and start sucking life’s dick. Good luck, my sweet apes.
