Guys, I need help. I am summoned to appear for jury duty tomorrow. As much as I want to bear witness to the tragic comedy of our criminal justice system, I have better things to do. For instance, I could possibly add a bonus video to this eleventh update of Regan Budimir. It goes without saying, I enjoy her. A lot. If anyone can offer tips on how to evade my civic duties, please post in the comments. I have already told them that I believe people should be considered innocent until proven guilty and that we all need the ability to speak truth to power, so I imagine that will disqualify me immediately. Wish me luck.
